• alunyanneгs 🏳️‍⚧️♀️
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    Halt! You’ve been diagnosed with a serious case of Fascism, called Nazism! We must begin treatment immediately!

    Starting from today, you must read 5 pages of Marx combined with 3 pages of Engels every day after meal.

    Do not skip a single day.

    Maybe we’ll be able to get rid of this infectious disease if we’re quick enough.

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      Further note from the doctor: While undergoing treatment, stay away from any and all US government officials. They are liable to give you lots of money and tell you nothing is wrong. Which sounds good until you realize that while you are misdiagnosed as a brave freedom fighter, your case of fascism merely progresses to the point where we will have to use the Russian Army Steamrolls You treatment (which has a 100% success rate so far, but we want to avoid such drastic measures).

      • alunyanneгs 🏳️‍⚧️♀️
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        Note: The “Russian Army Steamrolls You” treatment, despite having a 100% success rate, also comes with side effects, such as ✨ 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱~