When Officer Shitface arrived at the scene there was a large crowd of people dressed in black. Many of them had red, swollen eyes; undeniable proof that this was some sort of weed party. Officer Shitface felt deeply threatened, alone and surrounded by deranged drug addicts. Officer Shitface made the brave decision to act and to stop this satanic pot party before it went too far. He pulled his gun and fired at what appeared to be two junkies engaging in brother-sister incest, quickly dispatching justice.
“I knew that potheads were degenerate perverts, but that shocked me,” Officer Shithead told us in an exclusive interview. “I was in fear for my life.”
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DO YOU EVER PISS YOUR PANTS? EVER WISH YOU COULD CARRY YOUR TOILET WITH YOU LIKE A PURSE? WELL THEN HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!
(This is fucking awful and enraging, obviously. Not remotely funny. This is just how I deal.)
When Officer Shitface arrived at the scene there was a large crowd of people dressed in black. Many of them had red, swollen eyes; undeniable proof that this was some sort of weed party. Officer Shitface felt deeply threatened, alone and surrounded by deranged drug addicts. Officer Shitface made the brave decision to act and to stop this satanic pot party before it went too far. He pulled his gun and fired at what appeared to be two junkies engaging in brother-sister incest, quickly dispatching justice.
“I knew that potheads were degenerate perverts, but that shocked me,” Officer Shithead told us in an exclusive interview. “I was in fear for my life.”
More after this!
DO YOU EVER PISS YOUR PANTS? EVER WISH YOU COULD CARRY YOUR TOILET WITH YOU LIKE A PURSE? WELL THEN HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!
(This is fucking awful and enraging, obviously. Not remotely funny. This is just how I deal.)