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minus-squareblind3rdeye@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoThere are poisons that can be absorbed through skin by contact.
minus-squareoptissimalinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 days agoTheir internal polling indicated 100% of people drink pen ink ¯\(ツ)/¯
minus-squareCysioland@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 days agoThe poll was conducted among the finest US Marine Corps soldiers
minus-squareboonhet@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoDon’t be daft, everyone knows marines eat crayons because nobody gives them pointy pens.
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI’d kill to see that data, I bet they know which colour ink tastes best
minus-squarenomy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoIt’s blue, red is also good. Don’t ask how I know.
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI would guess that you were a Marine, but everyone knows they don’t give pens to Marines, too pointy
Did they think Fidel drank pen ink
There are poisons that can be absorbed through skin by contact.
Their internal polling indicated 100% of people drink pen ink ¯\(ツ)/¯
The poll was conducted among the finest US Marine Corps soldiers
Don’t be daft, everyone knows marines eat crayons because nobody gives them pointy pens.
I’d kill to see that data, I bet they know which colour ink tastes best
It’s blue, red is also good. Don’t ask how I know.
I would guess that you were a Marine, but everyone knows they don’t give pens to Marines, too pointy
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