One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.
The guitar hole seems big enough for a porta-potty.
The strings slice it up for better packing
You taking that shit on a plane?
I try to not take a shit on planes, my knees hit the door
One time one of my friends got wasted and pissed in the hole of my guitar. True story. It was leaned on the wall and he awoke in a drunken stupor and thought it was the toilet. Miraculous part was how he managed to get most of the piss directly in the hole while simultaneously being drunk enough to confuse it for a toilet.