I usually get that “this is fine” mantra going on repeat until it either touches me or I’m done and wig the fuck out of there. On the rare occasion I tell the spider we’re fine so long as we leave each other be and it’s all sunshine and rainbows. Brains are weird.
The second there’s more than 2 or it’s bigger than a toonie I’m bringing fire though.
It puts the homemade chilimac into the waffle iron
I’ve got quotes for a $30k bispectral. I’m really hoping I get to order one, but I highly doubt it…
Add a little liquid soap for nonporous surfaces like counters and stove tops, great grease and stuck-on fighter especially if combined with a scrubber. Damp cloth to wipe up after and you’re shiny.
I preemptively apologized for this a few weeks ago, but didn’t call it being the West’s fault. As stated before though, the states around and further south of Ontario and Quebec should brace themselves. It was a warm winter with nowhere near the proper amount of snow, so I expect a dry AF summer for us.
Not even bothering to get a fire permit this year, didn’t get to use it last year.
I got a 3M half mask with bayonet connectors, I’m good for round two!
I just did a solo on easy to really get a better feel for the rocket. Still killed myself 2.5 times with it… also, I don’t suggest using it against drop ships, the range of the cluster gets huge lol it did not take out any of the 3 devastaters I fired it at either
I’d fired one off and instead of going towards the enemy it triggered the cluster in my face and the faces of my fellow Helldivers who were near me… 😵
It shouted “feels good!” after getting up and stabbing itself in the neck!
They look kinda cool but are definitely meant to deal with swarms. They do slap pretty hard though. Haven’t tried it on a heavy yet though, it killed too many friendlies on my first run with it this morning.
Please not airburst. It’s another backpack support weapon. And it’s indiscriminately spicy. I had one go off the second it cleared the launcher with no baddies around I could see and took out myself and 2 other squaddies.
They’re launcher discharged cluster munitions with a slappy trigger mechanism.
Welcome to Costco, I love you!
This is how piss horns get invented, to help stuff your girth into the urinal tube
Likely the
worstwrost in decades.
I used to work for a Canadian carrier. They had “white glove” customers where no matter what they asked for, we did it. They dispute $1000 charge? Credit it. They say they dropped their phone in the toilet and would like a new one but don’t want to pay for it? Send it and credit it.
Those calls were also reviewed next business day to ensure compliance.
Definitely not upset lol
I promise
We have many lakes and rivers, so dock spiders are common unfortunately. Wooded areas aplenty, so wolf spiders too. Then your common group of hanging out in the corners of your deck getting their full of mosquitos and black flies spiders. Those creeperass basement spiders with the long legs. I once also slammed my shed shut and fucked off back inside because of some furry palm sized bastard was chilling on the inside of said shed door.
They may not be poisonous or dinner plate sized, but some are pretty aggressive and others look like they should be.