I once booked tickets to a show in London, but found out it was London, Ontario. Not London England, which is already about as far away as anything can be from where I live without crossing water.
I contacted the organisers explaining I know the terms and conditions say no refunds unless the shows cancelled, but hear me out… I’m an idiot! Please please please give me my money back
They replied saying they had a good laugh and gave me a refund.
True detective
You’ve missed out the Scottish snow badger. Like the regular European badger but about a third larger and completely white to blend into their (now disappearing) snowy highland habitats.
They are the sole reason hard plastic shell ski boots were invented after it was found that snow badgers have no problem biting through the old leather ski boots we used to use.
They hibernate through the summer months and only come out to hunt during the winter so it’s very hard to get a photo of them.
I think it was the wordsmith Scroobius pip that wrote that lyric
That is how you spell pheonix and I don’t care what the Oxford English dictionary or anyone else says.
The hero yoshihiko for anyone wondering what the show is.
I was sat at home alone one night, have my first joint in months. Sat at back door looking out into the woods and think I can hear a girl sobbing. I must be stoned as hell.
Then I clearly hear some girl shouting help me!
In my pyjamas and Crocs I up and run off into the woods.
While running through the woods my stoned brain says to me if I were planning an ambush, this is what I’d do.
Shut up brain.
Find a young woman sobbing in the pitch darkness off the path in the woods.
Calllm her down. She had an argument with her boyfriend and he took her phone and left her in the woods, she doesn’t know where she is.
I offer to drive her to the hotel she says she’s staying at.
Halfway there I see the cops coming out of the station and flag them down, they were just on their way out to look for this girl.
I tell them what happened and they said I could be on my way.
Thank fuck as I was too high to be talking to cops.
Turns out that girl and her boyfriend work at the hotel with my mate, he says this happens once a week, her boyfriend had in fact not taken her phone she had it all along, he just walked off when she started causing drama again.
I’m waiting for the “it’s always sunnyvale trailer park” crossover.
And if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike
Saw these guys at Pol’and’Rock (Woodstock) this year. They have quickly become my listen to at work band. Funky stuff.
How hard is it to train a spaniel to detect wildlife?
I’d add that the audiobook is amazing also.
When making mac and cheese just cook the pasta in milk, then when it’s ready add in the grated cheddar, mozzarella and cream cheese and stir. Job done.
So… International fox day!
For which nation?
I gave my wife a ring made out of coconut. Cost me $2 and she instantly dropped it off the balcony if the resturaunt we were at.
The Thai owner of the place climbed off the balcony into the boulder field underneath and spent 20 minutes looking for it. Even after I explained that it was only a cheap coconut ring.
He said the price isn’t the point, it’s the memories!
He found it, what a legend.
Maybe they’re telling people to go touch grass.
Ha I thought for a second your age was in the 90’s, but then I considered it more likely that you were born in the 1990’s, right?