I’m pretty sure this is not a traffic light

Psyduck is confused

Refreshing a couple times does the job until next patch comes out

Also known as the “lasagna books”

Random lesser known facts in no particular order:

• You really have to say my name out loud before you start talking out of the blue otherwhise I won’t hear the whole sentence.
• Don’t break my hyperfocus unless dinner’s ready or the house is burning down. Everything else can wait.
• Dating is either the greatest thing in life or your worst nightmare. More often the second one. No way to know beforehand.
• You learn to condition yourself like a dog trainer, with treats and diversion.
• I wasn’t finished talking, I was pausing.
• No I won’t sing the whole song, just a part of the chorus or the intrumental riff. Yes, over and over for hours maybe. I know, I’m sorry.

Edit: Also, for the parents of children with ADHD get an adult with ADHD and make them interact with your child. You’ll learn more from 10 minutes of that than years of literally anything else.

“I really love chemistry, airplanes and fireworks”

“Enhanced oil recovery” really sounds like fracking with extra steps

You can draw a 3d printable guitar then knit a gigbag for it.
Finding a way to make my hobbies collide helped me a bit.

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

I read your comment in my head with the voice of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and made me laugh

I don’t see it that way but I’m not gonna argue, since I have no horse in this race. I’m not an ubuntu hater, I actually think it’s both a good gateway to the FOSS world and a good permanent solutions for those who don’t mind a corporate approach to linux. I just find it funny to take random punches at it once in a while…

Have you tried crying for 45/60 minutes? Works like a charm

Just by how the documentation is written, you should understand who’s its target audience: it’s clearly for new users that want to understand their philosophy.
Is it oversimplified? Yes.
Does this mean it’s misinformation? If I can oversimplify, then no it’s not.

Well Ubuntu os not that bad if you just stick to the ecosystem. I mean… Not everyone… Pffft… Wants to… HmmHMpf… Babysit… Ahahahah I can’t…

Just install Mint

I distro-hopped so many times I got so sick of change that I’ve stuck with Debian for 4 years, the longest ever. It’s a peaceful life.

Music at its core is a physics mechanism, so it has to follow a system of rules just like heat or gravity. What you are saying is comparable to “if you forget the rules of gravity you will be able to fly” which is plain wrong.
If you want to fly you work hard to learn how, otherwhise you’re just a monkey beating on a typewriter

That would be me if I had children

This post smells like burnt toast

Well life is all about what morals you decide to follow, I’ve evidently chosen the one where I’m handing over a small amount of privacy to be less of a pain in the ass to the people around me.
And the main reasons are:

1. elder parents I need to take care of
2. people won’t listen to you if you are unreasonable with them

You cannot attach medical prescriptions to SMS