Metric big?

Check your jugs for cheese.

This is, at best, one oblong slice of bread folded in half and fused together at the edges before it technically became bread, so I don’t think your definition applies here.

(I think) the joke here is

Wow, AI got the number of strings right… but then you notice the belt buckle.

Kernel, kernel, kernel, corn!

Kernel, kernel, kernel, corn!

“Yottaphone” or something like that? It seemed really cool for the time, maybe even for now.

Yep, this is correct. It started as a “friendly fork” that added a few quality-of-life features that the official version didn’t have.

They should bring back the glowing puck technology but only for times when the puck is hidden from view behind the lower boards. X-ray vision please.

I know it can be done, so it wouldn’t shock me at all to find out that it does happen, but do you know of any manufacturers who have been proven to do this?

Keeping it offline some of the time isn’t effective against passive data collection unless you’re willing to take the inconvenient step of factory-resetting it each time you’re about to use it. Anything it collects it can just hold onto until it next gets the chance to upload.

All good! Since RSS doesn’t really have modern levels of polish and usability, I just wanted to make sure we were being precise for OP.

Thanks for the tip, that’s almost as good as wringing them out.

Peak cereal box toy prize.

I tried it, but then my sleeves got really, really wet.

it downloads a file that you can then import into your RSS reader of choice

That’s not how it works — the feed isn’t a file that you download. You copy that feed URL and paste it into your RSS reader’s ‘subscribe’ feature. Then your reader application will regularly check that URL for new posts.

By the way, there’s an RSS community: !rss@lemmy.ml

You dirty root preserver.

“We made an extension system. You’re not really supposed to use it, though.”

On the Lemmy, nobody knows you’re… this cool.

At the time of death, or, uh, cumulatively?