Trying to understand… Wouldn’t he just coerce the governor into pardoning him once president?

Yes, it is our entire airforce. Now send yours!

Khandar Estrada khandos thrus indactu nosfrandus khandar dematos… erh blah lahblah

Curious to see how they end up!

Ise kde, not gnome.

Maybe

Ah yes… the difference between 25Hz and 33Hz on an x8086….

And then the last floppy had an error…

Joey, is that you?

Aside from the obvious (company providing all the necessary tools) why not using libreoffice and saving it as M$ excel?

Nope

And here I thought AEB was about protecting pedestrians and avoiding collisions, instead of being knocked out in a fight caused by such an event… Glad that got cleared out…

/s

Yes! Been using it for a long time now! Never had any (major) issues!

😱

So pure out curiosity… and science! how many liters of toothpaste did you consume over the last 3 days?

The I can only recommend you to start automating everything you do, to make tour job easier and make more time to slack 😝

Start small, and build on that.

Try Ansible, it is easy and allows you to do some really cool stuff. It helped me migrate 500+ systems from KVM to vmware, where no commercial tool was able to help me…

There is nothing more important than security patches on a system.

I used to work at an FMI, which’s motto was “keep things stable”. Even the ciso department bought that crap. Until we hired a white hat hacker. The only thing given was the name of the company. He managed to get into the building, access an employee’s workstation and install a root kit on one of the most important financial message tracking systems (you know, the one that instructs other systems to transfer money), using a security bug, which would have been patched if they kept a regular (security) update cycle. After shit hit the fan, many people were fired and an update cycle was introduced.

No system is important enough to not patch. And if you believe it is, you’re wrong.

They try to sell you a subscription fee for the dungeons they dug (and which you already paid for)

Surprise… Surprise… It’s a snap!

How about a swashbuckling wizard?