Maybe consider using redreader instead

Hottest day? It was 13C and pouring rain here yesterday.

You could probably use something like an apk extractor to get the apk file, and then install it from that.

This sounds almost too good to be true. I hope it works. It would be a gamechanger.

Name the app Lenny

The real mvp

I was just going to suggest Northern Metal but you beat me to it.

Is this real life?