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sure but one of them funded the cloning of a wild mastodon, which will be introduced to the cage when they are both sitting in their corners, furiously masturbating or typing on their phones, not sure which

i was concerned about such a placement of thinly sliced tomatoes and onions

I didn’t say shit

i’m not so cool on my radishes

just whatever radishes were available. perhaps should have been working on my soup skills.

when i was a much younger moron, but not less or more of a moron, i tried to fry thin slices of radishes and apples together. that was not dumber than this picture of fresh radish slices on a biscuit. imagine what the Brits will think you’ve done to their cookies.

*giardia

okeydokey for the weirdo who doesn’t shit from eating flour, eggs and milk. maybe you should drink more water?

i have seen you doing that! i was like WHY SO MANY OFFICE MEMES!!? maybe space it out a bit?

Reddit didn;t invent conversation. some of my favorite subreddits were niche for podcasts that I like, and those buttholes are still live. whatever

lmao

Firefox has been my main since forever and hasn’t failed me, though I have tried others. I worked in a library back when IE/Microsoft was trying to compete with Netscape. I was constantly, gently trying to remind patrons, Internet Explorer doesn’t work very well.

“also there’s a new thing called google…” that was the tits back then

nope that was chase manhattan

Ohio River Valley is not a bad destination in the ensuing climate collapse. See you there for the water wars!

his family. honestly, if i were feeling pursued by basically everyone, I would try to keep my fam out of it.

George Santos, OTOH. Holy heck what a piece of work.

lmao send your weird nephew to congress and bail him out of jail money?

the answer is his dad and his aunt. smells like bad fish and probably is, but there’s nothing here.

“Running for President” is a moneyed gambit. same shit, different 4 years.

I remember hearing one of the lawyers who sued Alex Jones for defamation and won part of the $1billion+ say “I eat what I kill” - he worked on contingency and didn’t take money up front.

Surface Pro 3? No?