Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
St3alth
- 43 Posts
- 574 Comments
St3althto
Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•We can't even pump fuel anymore without holding a digital billboard (Netherlands)English
3·10 days agoLmfao you have 3 types of unleaded, the uk has normal and premium that’s pretty much it. Then diesel I think has normal and premium
How is peertube doing so far? Has it improved much?
*edited spelling
St3althto
Technology@lemmy.world•UK House of Lords Votes to Extend Age Verification to VPNsEnglish
2·13 days agoLmao for some reason I had a good laugh out of that even if it wasn’t meant to be funny
St3althto
Technology@lemmy.world•UK House of Lords Votes to Extend Age Verification to VPNsEnglish
5·13 days agoNgl I thought it went from the House of Commons to the House of Lords
Thanks now I can’t unsee it
I have a feeling it’ll come in useful as a reply to a post someday or even a comment
St3althto
Memes•Danish Foreign minister once again winning hearts and minds with a fitting LEGO presentEnglish
10·23 days agoIs this real lmfao?
Fine I’ll stop, lol
St3althto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Remember all those time they told you something and you said "Oh that will never happen"? Well remember thisEnglish
2·24 days agoSo what if we had to watch an Ad to answer the phone to a person trying to sell us something? Wouldn’t that be the point we’re you’d throw your phone away
Interesting how often do you go through this process?
US politics posts are about the most important events in the world
Not being funny but I think US politics is turning into a shitty reality show that everyone has to watch
St3althOPto
Asklemmy•If I travelled back in time to when I was younger wouldn't that mean my younger self would have already seen my current self as I'd have already visited from the future?English
2·1 month agoThat’s interesting response thank you, definitely food for thought
St3althOPto
Asklemmy•If I travelled back in time to when I was younger wouldn't that mean my younger self would have already seen my current self as I'd have already visited from the future?English
2·1 month agoThat’s assuming I’ve traveled back in time
St3althOPto
Asklemmy•If I travelled back in time to when I was younger wouldn't that mean my younger self would have already seen my current self as I'd have already visited from the future?English
1·1 month agoYeah I didn’t factor in multiple timelines lol










What if I work on a train?