The Cybernetic Federal Republic of Kaltovar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The TEMPEST Council with an even hand, and notable for its AI Citizens, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare.

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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • As a gun owner, frequent sport shooter, and occasional hunter, I actually don’t mind this.

    The old insane NJ law was taken off the books, and this thing isn’t designed for daily carry. It’s meant to be a desk gun or table gun you can just leave lying out and fully loaded. Indoors, close to its charging station, the combo of fingerprint scanner and face scanner (either authenticates) is pretty darn reliable.

    I just wish it had another, third method of authentication. It should have 3 ID methods, any of which can authenticate the user, in case the other 2 fail.

    I would absolutely get this if I had money and leave it on my desk at all times. As long as no states try to mandate it, thus gating pistol ownership behind finances (it’s a multi thousand dollar gun), I’m good with it existing.




  • This satire is an observation that the entire system is run by oligarchs. If you’re too stupid to see that, then go back to the slime pool you spawned from and leave me alone. I hope you fester and die of poverty in the shithole of a country you refuse to change. You support nothing but more endless imperialist sludge and when you are choking on your own fumes and watching your children degenerate in a homeless camp right next to you maybe you’ll understand that yes, both “sides” in this garbage can of a fucking country are oligarchical greasy turds who need to be flushed down the toilet bowl and you along with them you simpering babboon of ignorance!

    May you die choking on your own hubris under the boot of the smile-fucking politician you sold your soul to on the promise of change. Curse you and everyone who thinks vaguely like you, you ox headed parody of a sentient being and accidental unpaid minion of the kleptocracy!




  • Yeah, except I am and literally everyone who knows me knows that I am and it’s a well documented fact because I have a presence on the internet that you can literally just google and see for yourself.

    I know this is fucking surprising for you, but Jewish people exist and can also be married to other men, and the majority of the present generation is on the left one way or the other.

    Statistically speaking, you were bound to meet one eventually, and based on your behavior you were bound to inappropriately call them something they’re not.

    You have two paths here: You can remain in fantasy land fervently huffing your own farts and disbelieving the reality that sits in front of your face, or you can accept that you just called a pansexual anti-capitalist jewish leftist alt right and take the L for being such a trigger happy fucking moron.

    Either way?

    Suck my Jewish balls removed! 😸




  • Look, if we just recreate Reddit and 2016 Twitter, that will solve the Nazi problem on the internet. The problem isn’t that censorship didn’t work, but that those companies didn’t listen hard enough to us.

    I’m confident, after literally decades of trying and failing to eliminate extremism through this method, that it will totally work on this federated platform in which it is practically impossible to actually censor anyone.

    You see, the problem is actually not that we’re helping to drive alt-right people further into isolation where they engage solely with echo chambers that never challenge their beliefs, the problem is we haven’t found a way to ban every single Nazi chatroom on the internet.

    However, I’m confident that once we achieve that impossible fucking task, we will finally have vanquished them. All you have to do is give power over to a bunch of censorious fucks that hate freedom and want to be the thought police of the digital world.

    Personally, I see no ways in which this could backfire and seriously doubt the mechanisms of speech control we establish will ever be used against anyone I agree with. That has never happened before. History shows us that when you establish censorship, entities use that power responsibly and for the benefit of the working class.