Who knew the big bad wolf in the three little pigs was climate change all along

This always happened to me after lunch which, inconveniently but hilariously, was when my supervisor scheduled group meetings. What a fight to stay awake lol.

It’s pretty fascinating that babies are largely the same across big timescales and just learn the culture of the time. They are ready to learn “utopia”, we just have to figure out how to teach it.

This is related to research in the similar field because of bullshit. Our work expands on the bullshit by bullshitting even more. It’s actually all inconsequential but we cited these guys and who gives a fuck.

Making bank.

Cicis pizza cities only

<3

I’m ENFP but wasn’t popular in high school, studied math, and my whole apartment is clean and organized as fuck. Suck it meme

Yeah! Super clever and fresh.

Lego tires: biggest source of micro micro plastics

Optimists: the glass is half full

Pessimists: this half empty glass of water has more molecules than there are stars in the observable universe; life is meaningless

A bit similar to this: leaving a table or waiting place and pushing your chair in.

What would Y10K cigarettes be like?

It’d be funny if they said the ghosts were loosening the doors and messing with the plumbing

“Wa-Waluigi”

When touch grass gets real

Maybe she was on mushrooms when she found out.

Sheesh buddy sorry that made you angry and negative