For a “winner” he’s doing a lot of losing

I ask my mate in Shenzhen what he thinks of China and Xi.

He hates Xi and so do most of his friends. His wife is even a member of the CCP.

If you don’t fully commit to the party line and pay increasing fees you don’t progress in the CCP. Sounds a lot like Scientology tbh and they see it as more of a tax. Because leaving is a huge no-no. She wishes she never joined.

I take his (Chinese) opinion of China much more highly than a bunch of angry Zoomer kids on Lemmy.ml posting puff-pieces by the CCP.

Sounds like the average lemmy.ml user. Very quick to criticise the west. Completely ‘objective’ when discussing China.

He’s got a kid called MySQL?

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Did it matter? I thought it was Tom hanks until recently. It’s not like he gets paid every time it’s posted.

A poll? Can lemmy do polls?

This is perfect 🍿 time.

Interesting idea but I would utterly hate a person like me.

The old saying about “you hate in others what reminds you of yourself” feels like it was written for me!

I really need someone to contrast my personality. I’d kick clone out within minutes.

Is that Zuckerberg?

What? Your comment doesn’t even make sense!

I fucking love the EU. I wish we were still in it. 😞

I love mushrooms and I’m still alive. 🙂

If I have chai tea then I put extra cinnamon in. It’s got a sweetness I love. Lots of extra cinnamon and milk is perfect!

By never being washed.

Oh I don’t clean it. Maybe once a month but if I want to get it spotless I need to soak it in bleach overnight. So it’s heavily crusted in coffee stains and dried coffee milk bits round the inside edge.

Yeah I’m aware it’s gross but it’s not killed me. It had stopped me from drinking tea though until I got this mug which is only allowed tea in it.

I don’t have friends.

Sorry. :(

Shall I delete it?

You’d be surprised! I was bullied throughout school for my shoes (fake Elllese). But one day I came in wearing a Fila jumper for non-school uniform day and everyone was my best fucking friend. Kids are evil.

I saw the ship for a second!