I’d be tempted to buy that. When you visit it’s just a white page with a leather couch in the middle of the screen, everytime you click the couch it would moan seductively and every fifth click would give a squelch sound.

Wireless earphones with noise cancelling completely transformed air travel for me!

And imagine trying to suggest Baywatch isn’t the number one source for first aid/resuscitation information. Smh.

The dishwasher continues to remain a mystery then 🤔

Well there’s an idea for a video game. The Airbnb adventure full of absurdity and adventure but played 100% straight

I already have the bald part so the rest seems like a general improvement.

That saucy llama!

You know what you did 😤

I’m in the Southern hemisphere so right in my neighborhood 😁

I imagine it would would go something like this

Yes, but have you considered the major phycological impact for poor Tay Tay if she only had enough money and resources for several thousand years instead of hundreds of thousands?

Tay Tay would probably be so devastated she’d write a breakup song about her bank account.

I started seeing this a few days ago. It will allow you to browse with a vpn after logging in, and you can log in with the vpn in use.

Funnily once logged in you can log back out and continue browsing old.reddit like normal. I wonder if it’s using some kind if authentication cookie to validate browsing

Would you need oil with body fat rendering?

We should create a space to help these people, maybe some kind of center for adults who can’t read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too.

We swing between 93-95% participation

We alao make voting as easy as possible with voting opening 2-4 weeks in advance of election day, election day is always a weekend and as long as you vote before or on election day it’s counted.

Also democracy sausages

I think such a high turn out makes our politicians a bit more honest with less empty promises since they can’t dissuade anyone from voting.

Don’t eat libertarians. They’re full of parasites and taste horrible

Maybe he’s a cabbage patch kid?

Acorns take between 5 and 24 months to mature.

Police training is around 21 weeks (5.25 months)

Coincidence? 🤔

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You know what can deal with both situations effectively? Flamethrower.