Spoiler: It’s a banana phone.

May you live in interesting times.

Nice.

Step one: Skynet Step two: Overlord MS Clippy Step three: Profit

Alpha Centauri from Fireaxis games has some downloads available to make it run on a 4k setup.

But if it is a spider with a horcrux there are bigger problems afoot, or aleg, as the case may be…

But will you, or have you?

Capitalism = Freedom. We are slaves to the system, and escape is near impossible.

Should work. I’m 100% sure that it either will, or won’t.