minus-squareAlfredEinstein@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·11 months agoWow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants. God bless us. Every one.
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-211 months agoTwelve rimmers rimming Eleven pipers piping Ten pervs a-creeping Nine ladies stripping Eight tits a-milking Seven edgers edging Six freaks roleplaying FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS
minus-squareRestaldt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months ago4 strap ons 3 holes in everyone 2 vibrators And a broken cock for Christmass
minus-squareDr. Coomer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months agoYou can break your penis???
minus-squareCalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·11 months agoYou can, and it hurts about as much as you’d imagine it would.
Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.
God bless us. Every one.
Twelve rimmers rimming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten pervs a-creeping
Nine ladies stripping
Eight tits a-milking
Seven edgers edging
Six freaks roleplaying
FIVE GOLD COCK RINGS
4 strap ons
3 holes in everyone
2 vibrators
And a broken cock for Christmass
You can break your penis???
You can, and it hurts about as much as you’d imagine it would.
Well now I’m scared