BURBANK, CA—Delving into the eccentric character’s backstory to explain how he became so famous, a new prequel from Warner Bros. tells the tale of a young Willy Wonka using his rich father’s money to purchase an already-successful chocolate factory, which he renames after himself. “Wonka is the origin story of the…
From there, he proceeds to rub oompa loompas on himself, fuck up his company so bad a literal child could run it better, and then run for president after claiming he could get away with shooting someone on fifth avenue.
At this point watching the movie seems redundant.