RockAndGnome@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agokeep going lads!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up1891arrow-down117
arrow-up1874arrow-down1imagekeep going lads!lemmy.worldRockAndGnome@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square94fedilink
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·7 months agoSnail takes a 1.3 days to crawl a mile, 280 miles a year. With a huge amount of wealth you can just move to the otherside of the country or ocean every 6 or 7 years.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down2·7 months agoThe snail is intelligent and understands transportation. Still take the deal?
minus-squareKhrux@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoIt can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoHe jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location. You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.
Snail takes a 1.3 days to crawl a mile, 280 miles a year. With a huge amount of wealth you can just move to the otherside of the country or ocean every 6 or 7 years.
The snail is intelligent and understands transportation.
Still take the deal?
Can it buy a plane ticket though?
It can just stay where it is for 7 years and then get you when you travel back, or at least to that part of the world.
It can crawl up into the plane
Launch that sumremoved into space.
He jumps out of the rocket, is now floating in orbit. Still aware of your location.
You now have a killer snail traveling at ~20000mph over your head.