All the trust fund babies in the house just couldn’t handle seeing a true rise and grinder at work every day. Made them feel inadequate. We’ve got 15 years max before the powers that be just make it plain illegal to be a strong male in the United States of Femerica

this is democracy manifest

Remember: If they can arrest George Santos for every financial crime ever including all the Code of Hammurabi ones and probably usury if that’s still illegal, they can arrest you too.

My sister put it best when she responded to this with

can’t have shit in this country

no bread AND no circuses

George Santos was expelled today. I screamed so violently for hours that the police came to my door, but I just told them “Santos was expelled” and they understood. He was the bright light in a dark corner, the savior of America. To see him go is like losing a son, a friend, something more? I digress.

He should run for office in 2024.

I can tolerate genocide and forced starvation, but I draw the line at OnlyFans and being a goofy weirdo

RIP King

Olympus has fallen 😔

In unrelated news, they just swore in a new representative, Gorgio Santorini. He has a thick black mustache and looks oddly familiar…

santos? donezo 6 months

orange man? still at large 7 years

I mean yeah it’s funny but it really does show the decay of empire when it takes like 6 months to get rid of the obvious grifter. I assume he keeps his pension?

it’s because he’s a latino

It’s been a long day, without you my friend

and I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again

Sephora stock has crashed.