“Hi yah!”
Eva looked up from her embroidery to see her husband, Staff Sergeant Jackwell “Jack” Plantation doing karate moves on her 6 year old son on the front lawn. She knew it was important for her son to learn how to resolve his problems with physical violence and aggression, but, like all of her sex, she was afraid of pain. Her son had a bloody nose and was crying while her husband explained to him that tears were for women and homosexuals with a series of loving shouts and shoves. Jack was clearly the most powerful father in the subdivision, a fact which made her loins tremble in anticipation of another pregnancy. She asked God to forgive her and began getting ready for the next church service in their basement. Jack had hinted tonight’s sermon would be about the evils of social workers.