• ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      To put it as gently as possible: you’re not exactly a USDA Prime sirloin for the lion. Full of microplastics, for one.

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        99% of all life on planet earth is poisoned by PFOAs. People aren’t unique in that regard.

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    Whereas I assume I’ll be eaten by a lion one day and the of the zoo will think I got what I deserved.

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    I dunno. They’re really susceptible to vibes. There’s this camera man once who pretended he was big and scary and ran at the lion, and the lion was all wtf, and ran off. If that’s true, there must be a ‘chill’ code, too.

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    astro bully angie, @teaxtarot

    My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me