DevCat@lemmy.world to Political HumorEnglish · 7 months agoNo, there is no Area 51. Damn.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up11.09Karrow-down153
arrow-up11.04Karrow-down1imageNo, there is no Area 51. Damn.lemmy.worldDevCat@lemmy.world to Political HumorEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square103fedilink
minus-squareEatYouWell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up91·7 months agoThey probably gave him documents on it, but he’s borderline illiterate so he wouldn’t have touched them.
minus-squarePlasmaDistortion@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·7 months agoThat’s why he still had classified documents after he left office. He couldn’t figure out what the big red letters “Top Secret” meant.
minus-squareBeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·7 months agoHe probably got it confused with “Pop Secret” and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 months agoIf the documents didn’t say his name in the first couple of sentences, he wouldn’t read them.
They probably gave him documents on it, but he’s borderline illiterate so he wouldn’t have touched them.
That’s why he still had classified documents after he left office. He couldn’t figure out what the big red letters “Top Secret” meant.
He probably got it confused with “Pop Secret” and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.
If the documents didn’t say his name in the first couple of sentences, he wouldn’t read them.