Going to cheat on my hypothetical wife and nearly overdose on cocaine like he would’ve wanted, personally

  • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netM
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    1 year ago

    Can’t wait till I do the writeoffs for a bunch of fruit bowls at work so I can say, “Hey all these fruit bowls expire today. You know what else expired today?”