• Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    TBH, as a middle aged male, I would love to meet new friends. Even if it means joining a cult like the Borg or CrossFit.

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    Here’s a little story 'bout a cat named Locutus.
    All started when this big square ship tried to shoot us.
    Next thing you know up on the main screen
    pops up the fly shawty we’ll call the Borg Queen.

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      She said surrender, we said NO!
      Jordi fires up the engines to GO!
      Now we’re stuck in a tractor beam FLOW!
      Assimilated? Find out next SHOW!

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    I’ll always remember that summer back in 2366 when I got turned into a Borg. It was really hot that year and everyone was waiting for the rains to come. I was on the bridge that day. I looked at Mr. Riker and said…

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    Um, actually it should be “That’s us”, since Borg never refer to themselves in the singular until Hugh goes and ruins everything.

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      That’s actually DiMA. He’s looking more human these days. I guess technology growth didn’t miss Acadia.

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    record scratch, cut to scene of Picard fighting a Nausican

    This is me, and this is a moment that set the whole date of the galaxy into motion

    Picard gets stabbed through the heart

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    If the Borg would just ask me nicely I’d totally let myself be assimilated.