• Yeah it fully falls under “We may need to start making excuses for the lack of terror.” Becoming a terrorist is the most sane and reasonable course of action in that situation.

    How the fuck has no one tried to assassinate Brandon yet?

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      How the fuck has no one tried to assassinate Brandon yet?

      Not exactly a trivial endeavor. In the same way there were a handful of dorks and losers who made grasping efforts at attacking Obama, I’m sure a few folks have tried on Donny Donuts and Biden. But certainly nothing worth publishing about.

      Nobody is going to manage a John Hinkley Jr in the year of our lord 2023, unless you’ve got a guy like Bush Sr waiting in the wings to take over. And for all her ambition, Kamala Harris simply isn’t that girl. Maybe if Ole’ Donny picks a particularly nasty VP, we might see someone pull off another assassination. But I’m not holding my breath. We’re more likely to get an old fashioned military coup.