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  • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    just have soldiers produce a sperm sample before they go into combat. Wanking off corpses is weird

    although if I interpret it correctly bring back our children now is a call to ceasefire

    • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      I truly do not get why you need cum-steal-team-6. Like that can not be more economical in any sense than just freezing sperm before set off, there must be some other motivation here and it escapes me entirely

      • Sephitard9001 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        1 year ago

        picturing like a ghillied up guy crawling into a Hospital basement he thinks is a Hamas base to use the ol’ gasoline trick to manually siphon cum out of his captured comrade with a tube