InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-211 months agoWho is this - wrong answers only.hexbear.netimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up127arrow-down1imageWho is this - wrong answers only.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square21fedilinkfile-text
If you want your ears to melt - Secretary Antony Blinken Plays and Sings Muddy Watters “Hoochie Coochie Man” - YouTube
minus-squareLordBullingdon@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoI don’t want to psychoanalyse someone based on watching 15 seconds of them singing a muddy waters song, but it’s my belief that secretary blinken apologises to his partner after sex
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoHe walks into the room with his acoustic guitar. Under her breath she says “Oh, god - no.” “Honey, before we have sex I would like to play a song for y—” “Is it a blues song?” “It is entitled ‘Blinken’s White Man Blues’.” “Sounds wonderful.” “Pardon? I couldn’t hear you for you appeared to be speaking to your left armpit.” “It would be wonderful.” “Blinken carries a burden… Like Hercule Poirot I am using illeism to—” “We talked about this many times already. First the song. Then the analysis. Okay.” “Okay. Blinken carries a burden. / It’s a heeeeavvvvvvy burden. / The heeeeavvvvvviest…”
I don’t want to psychoanalyse someone based on watching 15 seconds of them singing a muddy waters song, but it’s my belief that secretary blinken apologises to his partner after sex
He walks into the room with his acoustic guitar. Under her breath she says “Oh, god - no.”
“Honey, before we have sex I would like to play a song for y—”
“Is it a blues song?”
“It is entitled ‘Blinken’s White Man Blues’.”
“Sounds wonderful.”
“Pardon? I couldn’t hear you for you appeared to be speaking to your left armpit.”
“It would be wonderful.”
“Blinken carries a burden… Like Hercule Poirot I am using illeism to—”
“We talked about this many times already. First the song. Then the analysis. Okay.”
“Okay. Blinken carries a burden. / It’s a heeeeavvvvvvy burden. / The heeeeavvvvvviest…”