• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    8 months ago

    He walks into the room with his acoustic guitar. Under her breath she says “Oh, god - no.”

    “Honey, before we have sex I would like to play a song for y—”

    “Is it a blues song?”

    “It is entitled ‘Blinken’s White Man Blues’.”

    “Sounds wonderful.”

    “Pardon? I couldn’t hear you for you appeared to be speaking to your left armpit.”

    “It would be wonderful.”

    Blinken carries a burden… Like Hercule Poirot I am using illeism to—”

    “We talked about this many times already. First the song. Then the analysis. Okay.”

    “Okay. Blinken carries a burden. / It’s a heeeeavvvvvvy burden. / The heeeeavvvvvviest…