That is so relatable.

oh shit oh fuck maybe they’ll stop if i puke on them

wow that worked

This is my parentified ass from ages 10-18

No shade to my parents, but contraception doesn’t actually condemn you to eternal suffering

I’m not a parent but I watched videos of parent eagles that made me think the fourth panel would include the parent bird killing the babies. Birds are dinosaurs.

I wish I hadn’t watched those videos.

I always wonder how animals understand their instinct. I like the depiction in the novel call of the wild, where the dogs reflective understanding of instincts are like a kind of dim ancestral memory