• spauldo
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    1 year ago

    Ask to borrow his lighter, light up a smoke, and then talk about classic cars. Now you’re friends.

    • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      Walking up to the giant cigarette smoking fish inside a fish monster and asking it for its thoughts on historical and dialectical materialism.

  • Mothra@mander.xyz
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    1 year ago

    Gut instinct was to flee, but on second thought I’d ask for advice just so I know to never take it