The last time I handled a ferret it latched itself onto my ear like a piece of jewelry and would not let go. It just hung there like it belonged. After I finally pried its jaw loose it scurried up one of my sleeves and could not be extracted. I had to take off my coat and remove the little bastard from the other end. While I was putting it back in its cage it was constantly gnawing on my hands.

And no blood was shed. 10/10, would be violently molested by hairy murdertube again.