It’s funny how whenever Trump goes on one of these tangents it’s always reminiscing about some woefully outdated way of handling whatever he’s complaining about, just like the old man he is struggling with understanding the modern world, too bad his voters are every bit as lost in modern life.
That’s the difference between someone like him and Biden.
Biden is old as fuck and has some old fuck ideas, but he also realizes he’s an old fuck and his old as fuck ideas are outdated, so he relies on experts and not quite as old fucks to advise him.
Someone like Trump (and pretty much everyone on the right these days) will only take advise from anyone that simply re-enforces his own old fuck ideas.
As much as I would like a younger president, I would much rather have a body there of any almost age that listens to the advice of experts. Someone who surrounds themselves with the best minds and makes decisions based on their expertise is better than any one person. I still would prefer a younger person that did that though.
Came for this, leaving satisfied.
#Camacho2024
I’d go out and vote for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho for president. His followers loved him, and he listened to the smartest man in Earth to get shit done. Great man.
And they say Biden’s the one who needs handlers
He sounds like a bad stand up comedian.
Which is funny too considering how many of Trump’s friends were stand-ups or in comedy in general, like how Trump was a good friend to Howard Stern, whom is mostly friends with comedy or music legends, Howard even talks about Trump being one of the last people to leave Howard and Beth’s wedding. Although now Stern thinks Trump is a huge un-american piece of shit after Trump’s election and presidency.
So Trump has been around enough comedians to know a thing or two about stand-up, but his material just isn’t good at all.
Ok, but that headline is weird. I can tell you exactly why he said that shit and it’s not bizarre, it’s just gross.
Trump’s rhetoric relies on a wide variety of in-group references and cultural touch points and pretending to be the reasonable one while framing anyone left of him as an absurd caricature is how Trump do. It’s what his base likes. They want to pretend that their opponents are ridiculous people concerned about cruelty to flies instead of basic necessities like pest control. They’ve built this whole narrative where Democrats are simultaneously weak, ineffective losers and also somehow a grave threat to the very fabric of our nation.
To his base It doesn’t matter if the specifics are factual, what matters is that the broader gesture feels true (by affirming their existing biases).
Classic fascist playbook tbh.
Flies love shit.
When you’re rotten to the core
I bought fly paper last week to get rid of some gnats. It was from amazon, not the black market. The guy lies with every breath.
You mean I didn’t need to give a guy a blowjob in a back alley to get some flypaper? I’m definitely going to keep that in mind next time I give someone a blowjob in a back alley.
Need to? No. But you got to.
If you’re doing back alley blowjobs, at least make sure you keep getting something useful out of it.
Are you saying they aren’t inherently useful? Because I’ll have you know I’ve given many back alley blowjobs and… I forgot where I was going with this. Other than a back alley.
Also got a can of Kitchen and Bathroom Raid pesticide spray.
Walmart sells Raid flypaper. Got a strip hanging up right now because I had a party over the weekend and of course got a bunch of houseflies. The guy is off his rocker.
How is Walmart any different from the black market
How is your mom any different from the black market
Home Depot has entire aisles of pesticide and pest control products.
His diaper was probably full.
So when his diaper is full the shit comes out via his mouth? That explains a lot.
Flies know a piece of shit when they see one.
Shut down the comments on this post. We’re not getting anything better than this.
I’m just sayin’… He represents gluttony and envy and he’s Lord of the Flies…
I was going to make the same gag… “I just got a major endorsement from Beelzebub… great guy, fantastic guy. Lord of Hell, you know I do real well with the Lords of Hell, and the lesser demons, the cacodemons, you know, the whole pantheon. Huge supporters. Very good people.”
Not to be That Guy, but it’s “pandemonium”.
“He said he loves me, so I love him. I love him. I love him.”
This has to be one of the funniest Trump moments. He’s a horrible person but sometimes he’s hilarious.
The flessssh ssssuit issss rotting.
Guess they finished their business with flesh suit-wearing android Mike “I call my wife Mommy” Pence
I’m sure all the dihydroxyacetone on his face didn’t help at all.
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Not seeing this as charismatic is a lack of imagination. He didn’t win elections by being senile or whatever. I wish i could command a room like this. This kind of media attention is exactly why he won the first time.
You’ve gotta be a dumbass to find dumb talk charismatic. He’s just lucky the gop base has lead poisoning and no education
It’s pretty worrisome that the crowd ate up that humor and it sounded like a large crowd. I agree, don’t give this asshole any air time.
That was exactly what I thought too. It sounded as though the crowd loved his rhetoric, giving me the impression they either accept it as truth, or at least makes them feel that their displeasure with progress is validated…
Disheartening. It’s the only word that fits. Fucking disheartening.
Did the flies come from Elon Musk? If so, they’d be X Flies.
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