Well I didn’t need a candle test to tell me that

That’s a candle? I thought it was an alcoholic drink!

I tried three or four times to stare at the candle but it was too bright. And I didn’t say “dumbass” after each time because I’m not THAT much of a dumbass. Unless… … dammit

I’m colourblind so that doesn’t work on me HA WHOS THE DUMBASS NOW??

Instructions unclear, put the candle on my forehead to concentrate on it and now I have 3rd-degree burns.

I got mixed