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  • skulblaka@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    This is my new favorite account on Lemmy.

    Also fuck you Dagoth, I heard you talking shit. The wall gnomes tell me your boys haven’t touched grass in so long that their faces rotted off. Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass golden mask you might get some goddesses on your dick. N’waaaaaah

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      1 year ago

      Nerevar, do not threaten me, especially not one week before my grand honeymoon. Has the gnome population within your walls multiplied once more? Very well, I shall handle it. But first, allow me to indulge in this newfound fascination called “Skibidi Toilet” on this realm’s peculiar platform known as YouTube. It boasts over twenty episodes, and the man with the television for a head has just experienced a change in hue, turning red for the first time.

      Nerevar, return swiftly! It seems they are now flushing them down the abyss!