• Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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    “On the night in question, our plaintiff claims to have found you in the kitchen, the garbage can lid stuck around your neck. Neighbors claim to have heard what they described as a struggle. Would you care to share your explanation of the incident with the court?”

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    “Mr. Jingles. I ask you. Did you or did you not sniff the defandant’s crotch on the night of November 16th?”