Stamets@startrek.website to Memes · 1 year agoGreyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up11.1Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.08Karrow-down1imageGreyskull? No no no. By the power of social manipulation.startrek.websiteStamets@startrek.website to Memes · 1 year agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squarewersoothlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 year agoAnwser the phone like “Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?” for a 85% chance for a “Sorry wrong call” :D
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year ago“Welcome to Papa’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce. How may I help you?”
minus-squareTimewornTraveler@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year ago" you’ve reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "
Anwser the phone like “Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?” for a 85% chance for a “Sorry wrong call” :D
“Welcome to Papa’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce. How may I help you?”
" you’ve reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "