My practical answer would be, of course, right wing shit, period. It wouldn’t stop them but might slow their spread.
My fun/funny/unserious answer would be commission an algorithm to monitor Reddit so I don’t have to that keeps track of exceedingly popular passive-aggressive and smug ways to start and end sentences and takes the top percentiles of them and makes them the shockers of the week. It would make Lemmyverse liberals a lot less redundant as a side effect, too.
“Umm, I’m sorry, honestly, but let’s be honest here. It’s almost as if…”
“Wow, vitriol much?”
Rural Amerikkkans telling me how much they need their car
Shock them until they agitate and organize into a mass transit movement!
Hook their genitals up to a 25kV catenary
In America they have no trains, so the people must organize their bodies into the shape of a train and pretend to magnetically levitate to their destination