Maybe if any of the admin/mod team had played a single video game they could have become more responsible adults and spared us this torment.

Because eventually we’re not even going to be able to ban wreckers, they’ll instantly come back and we’ll be forced to put them in an ill-conceived containment board asylum. One sicko mod is going to spend his days banning them over and over and over. Every time I get banned I can feel myself getting a little closer to becoming a wrecker.

Unless I acquire the great souls of the four mods to use their power to plunge the site into eternal dark mode, where finally the age of the poster will come.