• ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 years ago

    Right well if Juan Guiado can do it… here goes.

    Ahem, as interim president of the UN Security Council I am personally authorizing a military occupation of The United States of America. Full and unrestricted action will be taken in response to the crimes against humanity committed by the criminal gangs known as ‘Police’, ‘Democrats’, and Republicans’. The United Nations stands firmly for freedom and democracy, we will not rest until the people of the United States are free. Good day, and thank you all.