minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down15·edit-21 year agoIn case anyone can’t tell this is sarcasm, this (intentionally causing damage to private property belonging to someone else) would be considered vandalism, which is a crime. Please do not commit crimes.
minus-squaretoo_high_for_this@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·1 year agoBut crimes are fun
minus-squareFordBeeblebrox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·1 year agoAlso despite what those cartoons told you crime fuckin pays and it’s expensive to be poor, also fuck the police so 🤷♂️
minus-squareHyperreality@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoPro-tip: Sometimes fucking the police also pays.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down3·1 year agoLife of the party right here. … JUST IN CASE YOU COULDNT TELL THIS IS ALSO SARCASM.
In case anyone can’t tell this is sarcasm, this (intentionally causing damage to private property belonging to someone else) would be considered vandalism, which is a crime. Please do not commit crimes.
But crimes are fun
Also despite what those cartoons told you crime fuckin pays and it’s expensive to be poor, also fuck the police so 🤷♂️
Pro-tip: Sometimes fucking the police also pays.
Life of the party right here.
…
JUST IN CASE YOU COULDNT TELL THIS IS ALSO SARCASM.