• AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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    I saw the headline and wondered if this was a repost. Nope. If I had a nickel for every time this guy has been arrested for ocean hamster wheel shenanigans, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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        I don’t think he actually expects to get very far in any of his tries. The attention from his eventual arrest and following news articles are his actual goals. Kinda like that flat earth rocket guy. And they’ll both probably end the same way, dead by hubris.

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      I think you’re in luck, the article says he’s tried 3 similar voyages before, so if it’s his fourth your nickel fortune is going to double!

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        Probably for operating an unregistered watercraft or not having a transponder. The kind of things maritime law requires for stuff like not getting shot be some idiot, not being IDed as a naval mine by the Navy, search & rescue, not hitting other ships, customs and border enforcement, etc, compelling border compliance, etc. There’s a surprising amount of rules for doing stuff in the ocean.

        Edit: apparently the vessel isn’t technically seaworthy, there was a hurricane evacuation notice in the area, and he also threatened to kill himself and claimed to have a bomb. All of these things are usually guaranteed to piss off the government to varying degrees.

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    Officials said he refused to step off the vessel and threatened to kill himself. He also claimed that he had a bomb on board, according to court papers.

    Oh so he’s not a cool weirdo, he’s a terrible weirdo. Damn.

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            It’s surely sturdy, but it also looks like a death trap in a storm. But mostly it looks like he never came up with a solution to his drifting-backwards-faster-than-he-can-paddle-forwards problem that plagued his previous attempts. It’s got so much sail area and so little control surface that even a little wind will blow him around.

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          He should come to the UK and then cross from England to France. That would actually be a reasonable crossing and he’d probably be allowed to do it provided he got prior permission, but the Atlantic, nah.

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      Only if he signs a waiver so that the Coasties don’t have to intervene.

      Kill yourself however you want, just don’t waste our money and time.

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      I would agree…except look at all the resources that were wasted trying to recover survivors from the Oceangate implosion.

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        The world acted like those rich fucks brought their treasure down with them.

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          Everyone’s entitled to a rescue mission should they need it, even if they do put themselves in danger. That’s the agreement, that’s what the coast guard are for. Of course you’ll probably get arrested at the end of it for wasting everyone’s time but you’ll live.

          In fairness to them they didn’t know they were putting themselves in danger they just didn’t do their due diligence, and anyway one of them was a kid.

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    He’s trying to “raise money for the Coast Guard.”

    So does he just hand the check directly to the Guardsman in the Coast Guard vessel when they’re forced to drag his yoga ball wheel out of the ocean for a 4th time?

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        Like with other branches of the armed services, there are charities for vets and their families.

        But if you want to give to the guard more directly, the US government has a program that collects once a year before April 15th. HR Block will happily help you give.

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    At this point, the guy should have already gathered some support to help him make the cross.

    Crazier things have been done.

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    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    A Florida man was arrested after trying to “run to London” across the Atlantic Ocean in a homemade vessel resembling a hamster wheel.

    The US Coast Guard intercepted Reza Baluchi about 70 miles (110km) off Tybee Island, Georgia on 26 August.

    “Based on the condition of the vessel - which was afloat as a result of wiring and buoys - [US Coast Guard] officers determined Baluchi was conducting a manifestly unsafe voyage,” the criminal complaint says.

    On 1 September, he eventually surrendered and abandoned his vessel after being brought to a Coast Guard base in Miami.

    In 2021, he was arrested after being rescued while trying to ride from Florida to New York after drifting 30 miles south of his departure point.

    According to previous interviews, Mr Baluchi said he was attempting the voyages to raise money for a variety of causes, including for the homeless and the Coast Guard.


    The original article contains 398 words, the summary contains 150 words. Saved 62%. I’m a bot and I’m open source!

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      he was arrested after being rescued while trying to ride from Florida to New York after drifting 30 miles south of his departure point

      How do we know education is failing in Florida?

      New York is north of Florida, not south.

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        Right. And since he was heading north but drifting south the effort failed. Were you schooled in Florida?