Damn… inventing a web server programming language by just winging it.
And not just any web server language, the most popular one currently.
Lerdorf noting in retrospect: “I don’t know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language […] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language, I just kept adding the next logical step on the way.”
I don’t know how to stop it
Helpless, Lerdof continued on. Never knowing the pain he was inflicting upon the future generations of web developers.
Don’t care, it made me violently ill and I will never use it
No disrespect to those who do, including the kbin dev. And the friendica dev! And who could forget Nextcloud.
I simply do not have the fortitude
@AgreeableLandscape @bilb I must confess: I like PHP.
(Written on Friendica - by a Friendica maintainer) 😀
I’m eternally grateful!
