Obsidian is actually fairly soft. Minecraft lied to you.

this is so simple:

1- Cut leftovers slightly over half 2- Cut larger portion into thirds, smaller into 8ths 3- Empty vacuum cleaner bag into toaster oven, set to high for 23 minutes 4- Greet the firemen in the nude

5. Getting the tomato sauce stains out of white Tupperware, absolutely impossible

Even harder: finding the matching lid.

If you’ve ever played enough Tetris to experience the Tetris Effect, you will never struggle estimating volumes ever again.

I remember getting to a million points on my shitty feature phone with broken keys and compulsively measuring myself and everything around me with Tetris blocks. Like “I’m 4 blocks tall, like a line piece and the couch is as wide a line piece, so I fit on the couch.”

I now get the Tetris trauma savant buff of measuring everything really precisely with my eyeballs.

10/10 would recommend.

This has never been an issue for me

Just get the biggest one