I wish :'(
We can only dream of reaching such heights.
Or depths
If you’re having trouble reaching depths, you need a longer hot dog.
What about the above average performance limited edition super max version?
“Cooks up to 850 hot dogs per hour”
My word. First we landed on the moon and now humanity can achieve THIS!?
We take the hotdogs and they go through the put, yes.
It would make a fun treadmill
This human body, never before have I seen how much it limits me in comparison to the perfection I have just witnessed
That’s more like a month for me.
Quality over quantity when it comes to weiners. I could do it in 3 weeks if I wanted to, but I like to take my time with each one.
I have no standards!
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I know what you mean. Where is the celery salt?
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Sexist, eh? I’m dude and also got told I take 500k weiners.
Weiners for all!
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There is a downvote button. And a report button.
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I mean, you’re welcome.
and spend similar amount of time in convenience stores