“English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!”
Ha, this was my very first thought.
“Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from OK.”
I’ll be back
Terminator, terminator 2, commando, running man, twins, total recall, ….
My papa when he went to buy cigarettes…
I won’t be back
You’ll be back. Soon you’ll see.
“Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!”
Now I have a machine gun… ho…ho…ho
Hasta la vista, baby
“I’ll come back”
“I shall temporarily take my leave, but rest assured, dear interlocutor, that I fully intend to return to this precise location at some point in the foreseeable future, thus affording us the opportunity to continue our ongoing discourse”
May the Force be with you
So you even know who I am? Uh, I think I do. Weren’t you one of the little rascals?
It’s got electrolytes!
Plants crave them!
“It’s got electrolytes and shit!”
The Thirst Mutilator!
I’ll have one after I’m done baitin’
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Mama always said, life was like a box of chocolates!
“One ring to rule them all…”
One ring to find them
One ring to to bring them all…
Fly, you fools!
“It’s just a flesh wound”
“YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
“Surely you can’t be serious.” “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
Always happy to see an airplane reference
It’s hard to pick just one!!
Maybe it’d be easier to pick just one had you picked a different week to quit sniffing glue.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
INCONCEIVABLE
Wilson!!!
“There is no spoon”
You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
It’s really too bad right wingers / incels love using the red pill as a metaphor
When this baby hits 88 miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit.
1.21 GIGAWATTS?!
GREAT SCOTT!
