• VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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    1 year ago

    It’s just like the bible itself! Apart from all the genocide and slavery and rape and stuff, of course…

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        But Larry, you don’t have any hair. Why do you need a hairbrus–auuugh bears why are there bears

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        1 year ago

        Personally, the super awkward porn parts (such as the one with former lovers who were hung like donkeys) are highlights in that book the mega-hypocrites keep forcing on children 😂

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          What about Sodom when people want to force onto the angels and then that guy says: oh no! Not the angels! Do my daughters!

          And then everyone says: yuck, we don’t want your daughters whats wrong with you.

          So the angels blind everyone and then kill the city.

          Hence the lesson.

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            And of course, Christian fundie bigots take that story to mean that same sex attraction is evil! These fucking people 🤦