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he won’t talk until they surround him with things that make him feel comfortable, like other people’s money and women that find him repellent, and his favorite food, iguana
Hey hey, that’s Bezos, Zuckboy can only digest tugsten
Nah. His diet consists solely of data that he leeches from the users of meta’s software.
They found him inside a meteor
ah damn you’re right the iguana was bezos, zucc’s comfort food is that sunscreen that turns him into a ghost
He really likes goat.
They bathe him in sweet baby rays for comfort
Midsommar (2019)
When roasting your gardener make sure you have enough Sweet Baby Rays!
Put him in front of a pinball machine!
