I feel like whoever buys this should turn the garden into a satanic shrine, just to balance things out.
I mean, it’s already a pretty good Pagan nature temple.
This is true! It just needs a sacred tree and a few triskellions to complete the look.
And loads and loads of wild flowers and “weeds” like dandelions.
Indeed!
BB
Excellent place for a gay bar.
Seems fitting, Jesus loved saying “Ah… Men”
The garden might be in Ireland, so it could be Eamonn.
Is it raining?
Start a war!
A fabulous war.
Nuclear war
Green is your color, gurl! You glow do you!
I am not well versed in religion but wasn’t it their god that said not to idolize him ?
It’s fine, they’re mostly idolising his mum.
That link is actually a pretty wild ride. Excerpt: “Father Jerome of Texo, of the Society of Jesus, rejoiced in the name of slave of Mary; and, as a mark of servitude, went often to visit her in some church dedicated in her honor. On reaching the church, he poured out abundant tears of tenderness and love for Mary; then prostrating, he licked and rubbed the pavement with his tongue and face, kissing it a thousand times, because it was the house of his beloved Lady”.
Yeah simps aren’t new !
If I recall correctly the bible said not to worship the idols themselves or other gods through idols.
The way many orthodox christians interpret this is that it’s ok to have religious symbols or icons as long as you use them as tools of worship and not worship them.
He actually told them not to worship “false” idols. Idols of his family are fine.
Having a ton of crucifixes up on a wall gets a lot funnier if you see them as hunting trophies.
Each one claimed by slaying a goosafix
Turns out Jesus has come back hundreds of times, so why don’t we ever see him?
One word: Ethel.
Or treasure signs. X marks the spot…
Jesus Christ 😶
It would be an awful lot creepier if they were pictures of you.
Naked
Crazy lives there. It pretends to not be crazy by saying “God” all the time.
to me, this is a dichotomy of spiritual symbolism and worship of nature. I prefer the one on the right, personally.
Needs more wicker man.
I’d imagine them being the judgiest neighbors ever. “Dont have sex too loud, the neighbors might hear us.”
It would be more fun if they were the ones having loud sex
Typical polish allotment garden be like
I think it’s all the blue, but it made me think of My Big Fat Greek wedding.
Neighbors coming over… “have you found Jesus?”
“No, but we’re still looking”
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A proper temple… 20ft baphomet, glowing pentagram, all of it…
I am more concerned about how long your grass is.
If this shrine was about anything else nobody would shame you for worrying about whoever owns it.
